This shirt is for:

• employees refusing to deliver founder energy for intern pay
• office workers fluent in polite underperformance
• managers who accidentally created the slogan themselves
• friends who treat compensation as a scope-of-work document
• anyone who believes salary bands should come with behavior bands

Act your wage is workplace economics in four words. The shirt keeps the message clean, readable, and mildly dangerous in any meeting with performance expectations.

Wear it on casual Friday, during quarterly reviews, or while doing exactly the amount of work the package implied. Finance Bro makes office humor for people who understand incentive alignment too well.