Nobody calls it coding anymore. You open a terminal, describe what you want in plain English, and things materialize. That's wizarding. You didn't learn a programming language — you learned the right tone of voice to use with a machine that's smarter than you but still can't remember what file it just edited.
This hat is for anyone who's ever deployed something to production and genuinely could not explain how it works if someone asked. For the people whose entire development workflow is "be specific, be polite, and hope." For the person who told their non-technical friend they're a developer now and has been living with that lie for six months. You're not lying. You're wizarding. There's a hat for it.
Wear it to the coffee shop where you build things. Wear it to the standup where you take credit for things your agent built. Wear it while mass-generating components you'll spend the rest of the afternoon trying to undo because you weren't specific enough about the padding. We've all been there. The hat stays on.

Details:
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle