Countess Bhat is the Auntie we all wished we had. She lives in a castle made of rock surrounded by the sea. And while she hasn't been seen in decades, she calls only you on black rotary phone that sits in the corner of your bedroom and once was hooked up in a police department. She complains to you about her noisy neighbors who are incidentally mermaids and seals. For company she keeps bats in a dovecote in her attic.