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If there’s one thing more legendary than Chuck Norris himself, it’s the ability to make inanimate objects weep in terror. This design features the man, the myth, the unbelievable force of nature, Chuck Norris, standing triumphantly over an onion that has, quite literally, lost its will to live. And why? Because Chuck doesn’t just cut onions – he breaks their spirit.
“Chuck Norris Makes Onions Cry” speaks to a truth that defies logic: onions don’t make you cry; Chuck Norris makes onions cry. You could chop a whole bag of onions without shedding a tear, but the second Chuck Norris steps into the kitchen, those onions begin sobbing uncontrollably, knowing they’re about to meet their inevitable fate at the hands of the man who once roundhouse kicked a tree into submission. And after all, an onion is just a sh*t tree.
Whether you’re a fan of Chuck’s unparalleled feats of strength or just enjoy a good laugh at the expense of all vegetable-kind, this shirt will leave people wondering, “How does he do it?”
Features
• Premium funny unisex graphic t-shirt.
• Relaxed fit suitable for men and women.
• Ethically sourced garment.
• Designed exclusively for Shirts & Giggles.
• Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology.
• High quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 11 - Jul 16
US$40
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