On a distant planet, robot war is being waged every moment of every day. What are they fighting over? A rare mineral that’s unique to this planet, essential to the production of fighting robots. Without this mineral, it would be impossible to manufacture additional fighting robots. And without additional fighting robots, the war effort would be doomed. So, as you can see, we have little choice. We must continue fighting so we can acquire more of the mineral so we can build more robots to keep fighting. The situation is even more dire than what is indicated on these Zap! Zap! Crew Socks.

54% Cotton, 43% Polyester, 3% Spandex. Made in S. Korea.

Our threads are certified by OEKO-TEX® Standard 100, which means we leave out harmful chemicals to keep your skin safe and happy.

Approximately fits men's shoe size 7-13 and women's shoe size 8.5-14.5.